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Dad doesn’t get too detailed when he wants to send an erotic love note to his wifey, and his son should be thanking his stars. But since you mentioned it, yes a sex swing will be involved just like every other anniversary.
thanks for the new phone dad
Thanks Dad “Son, in the last month I’ve fucked twenty-seven sweet pussies, eighteen virgin asses and received only God knows how many blowjobs.†“Hell - I’ve had my ass eaten out five times!†“Three colleagues at work forked out the equivale
Thanks Dad, Part 2 “Will you look at that?†murmured the titan as he flexed an enormous bicep at the mirror. It wasn’t just the size and strength of the muscle that was turning him on. His meaty forearm was now covered in a carpet of dark hair.
daddyworship: Delicious, Daddy… thank you thank you thank you… bannock-hou: Marco Van and his guy. my bannock-hou account was deleted is now bannock-houmanreview
Thanks to everyone that took me up on my Discount Flash Sale. The response was very humbling. I mentioned earlier it was intended to get my dad out of some financial straits. So I took a tiny bit of footage of him receiving it by the tree. (Voices were
Thank you for that miracle
Thank you, thank you, thank you Google’s “Search By Image” for leading me to this guy’s Dudesnude profile. This is Tom Bianchi and his absolutely gorgeous husband Ben, and I want to be sandwiched between them.
shigtopia: AU where Erik and Charles are single parents and co-workers who meet at Comic Con (where Charles and David are comic lovers, Wanda and Pietro too, and Erik know absolutely nothing about it) ♦Please do not repost, thank you♦Tumblr keeps
: “…thanks, dads,”
Am I getting the collectors edition of Undertale for PS4?? You bet I am. Am I using the money from drawing big beefy goat dad porn?? You bet your ass I am.
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL. I want ten
grimgrinninggoats: spitblaze: Oh my g OD You’ve been visited by the Money Dad. Reblog this post with “Thanks Dad” and you’ll get a big deposit in your bank account
megavenusaur: Nintendo are discriminating against me personally by having a topless twink but no hot half naked dads playable ://
theplanlaugh: So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap them in laminated paper and put them in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this: Give it to someone when they ask you for
snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
Thanks dad
So my dad just introduced me to galivant, which is a musical show about a twelfth century adventurer. This is a fucking awesome show!
Thanks Dad for yelling at me and telling me I have a brain problem because I forgot to put something away in the kitchen. Asshole.
MY DAD AND I ARE GETTING NEW WEIGHTS FOR THE BASEMENT YAAAAYYY also I think I’m still drunk. I’m so friendly when I’m drunk. Fabulous night with all my followers lmao
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten Imagine asking the most quiet girl
thanks-satan: Your family shouldn’t make you want to fucking off yourself.
So dad just came home with a little lemongrass candle for me and he said he thought of me when he saw that it was made from soy wax. I love my dad.
Thanks Dad for only giving me nice eyes 😃 (Taken with instagram)
You said I wasn't good enough. Thanks Dad.
bellarmyblake: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
Just wanted to give a quick Father’s Day shoutout to this amazing human.The first man in my life to want to willingly call me his daughter. And in doing so, gifted me with amazing siblings who I already loved.Thank you for making more space in your
So my dad didn’t like the way I drew that picture he wanted me to do for his friend and when I told him he shouldn’t promise people that I’d do them things without asking me about it first AND not telling me about it hours before he
Thanks dad and mom for my circumcision
badboysmarket: mads2622: horny-dads: One Man and his Bulge horny-dads.tumblr.com This is very hotttt bulges - thanks dad Fucking Yes ✔️
thanks dad.
i forgot about my essay for english class and I thought it was due this friday so I was like fucking racing trying to finish it tonight so my dad can print it out at work tomorrow but then I realized that I had my (what looks to be super easy) midterm
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know that it must not have been easy to raise me alone. He’s kind of a weird guy, but I love him a lot.” Thank you @dreamdaddygame for blessing us w/ trans dad representation!!
